SB书观后感：受女人欺负的可怜负气包Mike！

阿重 · 发表于 2009-10-10 11:59:55

本帖最后由阿重于 2009-10-10 20:34 编辑

看了SB的书有些地方尤为好笑尤其是他和女人的对话
可怜的负气包Michael.......

ACT I 被Madonna来了个下马威

MJ: Because I don't think they are all real people. They love the limelight and I don't have anything in common with them. They want to go clubbing and afterwards they want to sit around and drink hard liquor and do marijuana and do all kinds of crazy things that I wouldn't do. We have nothing in common. Remember the line I told you?
Madonna laid the law down to me before we went out. "I am not going to Disneyland, okay? That's out..
I said, "But I didn't ask you to go to Disneyland."
She said, "We are going to the restaurant and afterwards we are going to a strip bar."
I said, "I am not going to a strip bar." Guys who cross-dress! Afterwards she wrote some mean things about me in the press and I wrote that she is a nasty witch, after I was so kind to her.

ooooooh 可怜的Michael。。。。Madonna这个嘴巴涂的猩红的女人一上来就用夸张的语调吆喝（我都想象出来了）：我跟你事先说清楚哈，我这种性感熟女是不会跟你去什么Disneyland看米老鼠的！
MJ睁大眼睛一脸无辜：可是.....我又没说要叫你去Disneyland咯.......
Madonna杀红了眼：那你跟我去脱衣舞会！
MJ：

啥？你叫我去看脱衣舞？！！你杀了我吧......

ACT 2 对骂shut up

I have told you that we were at the table eating and some little kids came up. "Oh my God, Michael Jackson and Madonna. Can we have your autograph?"
She said, "Get out of here.Leave us alone."
I said, "Don't ever talk to children like that."
She said, "Shut up."
I said, "You shut up."

Madonna看到小孩老野性的：快给我滚开！别妨碍我们二人世界！
这回轮到MJ杀红了眼：你咋能这么和小朋友讲话？！！（你要说就好好说，破口大骂口水乱飞，溅到小朋友不好，溅到花花草草更不好）
Madonna大怒：美女当前你不要尽看那些身子还没抽条的小朋友？！！哼你给我闭嘴！
MJ：我不回击你当我吃素的哈？？你才闭嘴！！
wahhahahah 这段当真好笑和MJ的''i love you more"有异曲同工之妙
fans：i love you
MJ:i love you more
fans:no i ove you more
MJ:no i love you most!

ACT 3 MJ被Madonna说的一愣一愣的

MJ: No, they do lots of crazy things that I am not into and at the time I was with Madonna she was into these books, a whole library of books of women who were tied to walls. She said, "I love spanky books." Why do I want to see that?

Madonna自说自话谈论自己喜欢的SM 还夸夸其口自己有一图书馆那么多的色情书
MJ听的老大不耐烦：

有完没完啊你？早和你说了，老子对这些不敢兴趣！我为啥要看你整的那一大橱书？

ACT 4 MJ被Madonna搞到抓狂

MJ: Yeah, I know. How would you like getting a phone call and she is telling you that she is putting her fingers between her legs. I would say, "Oh Madonna, please." She said, "What I want you to do when I hang up the phone is to rub yourself and think of me." That's the kind of stuff she says. She does. When I see her she says, " This is the finger I used last night." Wild, out of control.

Madonna真的有点儿饥渴过分了：我就不信我征服不了你个MJ，哼！"亲爱的，我现在把手指放在大腿间了"
MJ：

哎哟我求你了Madonna....您行行好放过我吧....我还真不吃你那一套，用我童年的一首歌奉劝你一句"the love you save may be your own!!!"
Madonna充耳不闻，心想一鼓作气，再而衰，三而竭：我想你能边想着我边打手枪......（她老人家还自我陶醉中呢）
下回见了MJ还不罢休：你看，这就是我昨晚用的手指！
MJ：

别来搞我了....疯子，疯了都！

ACT 5 被LMP一顿臭骂

MJ: She had no problem doing that but her and I had several big arguments 'cause she's very territorial with her children. Her children were [ her major concern]....and I said, "No, all children are our children," and she never liked that coming from me. She was very angry about that. Plus, she had a fight with me one time when two little boys in London killed this other kid and I was going to visit them 'cause the queen gave them adult sentencing of life. These wee like eleven-and ten-year-old boys and I was going to go to the prison and visit them.
She said, "You idiot. You're just rewarding them for what they did."
I said, "How dare you say that." I said, " I bet if you trace their life you can find they didn't have parents around, they didn't have any love, nobody there to hold them look in their eyes and say, "I love you." They deserve that, even though they're going to get life, I just want to say I love you and hold them."
She said, "Well, you're wrong."
I said, "No, you're wrong." Then the information came out that they came from broken families, were never watched as little kids, attended to. Their pacifier was those Chucky movies with the stabbings and the killings. And that's how they became conditioned to that.

看吧 MJ又重复了"i LOVE YOU MORE"那套戏码.....他压根不会吵架啊！！就会把别人的说辞前加个no否定掉
在这一幕里 MJ老母鸡护小鸡嫉妒心发作劈头盖脸就是一顿骂：你个白痴！他们干坏事，你还奖励那些臭孩子哈？！！
MJ一脸错愕：啥？！！你咋能这么说我？更重要的是你咋能这么没爱心？！！
然后MJ开始说教：我打赌如果你去追溯他们的生活你会发现，他们都是没有父母在身边的可怜孩子，没有人去爱他们，没有人拥抱他们，看着他们的眼睛说“我爱你”。他们理应得到那一切，即使他们被判无期徒刑，我也要赶去他们身边抱住他们告诉他们“我爱你”！
LMP：爱你个头！！要爱你自己爱去，你错的离谱！
MJ怒：好言好语你不听是吧？你才错！

ACT 6 MJ"LISA,你冤枉我....."

MJ: I'm not easy to live with in that way for a wife. Im not easy and I know I'm not easy. Because I give all my time to someone else. I give it to children, I give it to somebody sick somewhere, to the music. And women want to be the center.
And I remember Lisa Marie would always say to me, "I'm not a piece of furniture, I'm not a piece of furniture. You can't just...." I say, "I don't want you to be a piece of furniture,"
and, you know, there'd be some sick little girls calling on the phone and she'd get mad and hang up on them. And, you know, I feel that's my, that's my mission, Shmuely. I have to do it.

看吧 MJ的回嘴方式就是加了个no LMP说""I'm not a piece of furniture"MJ就说"I don't want you to be a piece of furniture"
LMP：你当我是什么呀？？我又不是家具你叫我来就来让我走就走不想要了就扔屋里？！
MJ：什么话呀......我又没这么说过你冤枉人

阿重 · 发表于 2009-10-10 12:01:21

别怪我。。。我YY好久了

孤苍残月 · 发表于 2009-10-10 12:04:43

哈哈哈……可爱的受气包迈……LZ翻译得也很逗~·

一生的遗憾 · 发表于 2009-10-10 12:04:49

心疼Michael

719AAAA · 发表于 2009-10-10 12:05:05

哈哈,你翻译的有意思,我看完后也觉得MJ就完全不会和人吵架,老是受气.尤其是和女人吵

Rachel_Aries · 发表于 2009-10-10 12:05:40

She said, "What I want you to do when I hang up the phone is to rub yourself and think of me." That's the kind of stuff she says. She does. When I see her she says, " This is the finger I used last night."

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