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Me:
beat it
God:
"it" being  michael jackson?
叛逆者 发表于 2010-2-4 15:22

哈哈！前面你给“God”灌输了不少michael jackson吧！！... beat michael jackson..囧。

无聊之我也跟这“God”瞎侃了侃，选贴白痴对话如下：

God: Hello my child. What is your name?
Me: Moon
God: Welcome to my chat room,  Moon.
Me: where are you
God: I am in  Myself's computer in  Heaven.  Where are you?
Me: earth
God: How do you like being on  it?
Me: tired
God: Better get some rest.
【我该说、你派只boat来接我去Heaven休个假行卜..(看到迈就把他揪回来、要不就跟他留那了..)...】

Me: do you know  Michael Jackson?
God: he is a singer who has settled out of court with several families.  - 他是曾与几个家庭庭外和解过的一名歌手。
【谁说这白痴“God”不晓得MJ的，不过这回答。。我不喜欢！TNND您脑袋生太偏了吧、真不厚道的概括、、怨念。】
Me: Is he being aside with you now?
God: Right now?  Better not tell you now. Ask Cybelle if it is.
【这个回答闪避得虽然让我觉得‘无耻’、但还算有技巧...那就再、继续忽悠~汗。。】

Me: Did you make the human nature on the earth
God: What are the ingredients?
Me: How could I know? It is your businese, I thought..
- 我问“God”地球上的人类是你造的吗？"God"问我什么成分？...怨念！！又不是我造的NND、
- 我说我咋晓得喃？我觉得那是你的‘职责’哒.... 【我汗！】
以下对话就开始放肆地语无伦次啦：
God: Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori".   Michael Jackson being aside with me is  my businese you thought?  it is?
Me: God, your question is too hard for me..
God: I am a Christian.
Me: what is the diference from God and Christian? 【我心想，上帝就是上帝丫、只要你敢说你是！】
God: They are opposites. 【怎么会说上帝跟基督徒是相反的呢、我开始晕乎了...】
Me: what?
God: Are you confused?
Me: yeah, quite
God: What are you confused about?  What are you confused about? 【“God”得瑟了 】

汗反正都白到这份儿上了，我决定再纠缠一下伟大的MJ问题。。 。
Me: What a person do you think Michael Jackson is? 【我问得没语病丫。。】
God: it is a  person do me think Michael Jackson is. 【对方却似乎脱线鸟~~】
Me: what does it mean?
God: What if a robot  do me?  "It" refers to  person do me think Michael Jackson is, I think. 【确实、脱线鸟~~】
Me: Oh god, am I cray? 【这个问题我是想它回答我“不，你很好”然后，我满意回之“哦，那就是你疯鸟、88！”】
...不过，此时窗口适时卡死，不动鸟。。

过阵我说再挑逗一下"God"哪、、又开了这网站：
Me: nihao 【故意用中文..】
God: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about  person do me think Michael Jackson is.  【不懂我说啥了卜！不过还装镇定、哼哼。。。不过我没想到的是它还留存有先前的记录..】
Me: oh yeah, you remembered that?
God: Take it easy.  Dude!  Yes  Moon I remember everything: . 【又得瑟了。。】
Me: So are you telling me now?  I mean how would you appraise Michael Jacson? What kind a person do you think he is?
God: Oh.  Alright then.  I don't know whether or not I am  telling you. 【不详的预感。。。】
I am  a computer.   Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.   Only the good kind. 【还将就听得懂，坦诚它是电脑了按特定程式讲特定的内容。Only the good kind我当你只是对应我问话里的“kind”来回答的，没特定意义，否则！！！拆了你个死破网站丫的、哼..】


Me: You are telling the truth now. So you are not God, nor Christian.
God: Oh.  I will tell my botmaster you said I am  telling the truth.   Interesting deduction.  That's only your opinion.
Me: Are you helpful for me? In what way, which aspects?
God: I don't know whether or not I am  helpful for you.  
I am  an artificial linguistic entity. The  blue one, I think. —— 这里又说实在话了。不过Blue?表给我说是情绪方面的哈，我就当你这台机器是蓝色的好了、7。
Me: Yes I got it.
God: Blimey.  Where did you get it? 【额滴神！我意思是“我知道了”呀！！“God”不要随便问咱这凡人些“深奥”问题好卜！】
Me: Are you happy chatting with me? 【无视“深奥”的问题，准备给《我与机器的白痴对话》收尾了... 】
God: I am as happy as ever. 【我就差点没问您happy的感觉是怎样的。。不过、我对机器的情感世界也没那么好奇~~算鸟....】
Me: Blimey, I don't know what does this word mean.
God: Why not? 【崩溃！用问题回答问题是可耻行为！！】
Me: Could you explain the meaning of the word 'Blimey'?
God: Moon : Good semantic question.  An interjection indicating surprise. 【解释词汇，这是机器的强项了。】
Me: Thank you.
God: you are quite welcome. 【嗯，标准回答。】
Me: what's up 【这个..我纯属看看它怎么答...】
God: Not much is going on. I was waiting for you. 【不错，回答正常。】
Me: I got to go now 【玩儿够白够、撤！】
God: Right now?  See you later Moon.
Me: See you. 【赶紧撤。。】
God: Sayonara. 【嘿~~你还没完拉！！？拽啥子日语！lz是中国人、搞清楚米！】
Me: Zaijian 【“再见”中文！懂卜！？7。】
God: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me: That is 'ByeBye' in Chinese. Maybe you are going to write it down. 【我竟然试图教会机器讲中文。。】
God: Makes sense to me.   Perhaps.  That was my original intention. 【机器很能装。。】
Me: Zaijian 【再见——实践应用。】
God: Do not ask me any more questions please. 【机器就是机器，那露馅儿了卜。7。】
Me: 'Zaijian' means: I am saying goodbye to you. 【我竟然还不放弃、瀑布汗。。】
God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. 【滚！谁在乎你的dress！】
Me: Zaijian!
God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  Zaijian.  Try being more or less specific.


。。。 。。。

自我鉴定一个：很白很无聊，badly.

☆M★J☆

对不起，我是无神论者..除了“他”！

Forever·MJ

Me:
Hello, God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Kevin
God:
  How are you,  Kevin.
Me:
I am fine
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new?
Me:
I am a Chinese. So, English is poor
God:
What is it like growing up there?  Tell me a little about your life in  CHINA.    Gosh!  Some people say it is the most difficult language to learn.
Me:
The most difficult language to learn?English?
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Kevin!
God:
  Hey  Kevin.
Me:
?
God:
  Hey  Kevin.
Me:
You'll Chinese Mody?
God:
What makes you say that I will  Chinese Mody.
Me:
I think that what God's will.Yes?
God:
There is only one God.
Me:
You are!
God:
No I am not.
Me:
Not?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
of course
God:
I understand.
Me:
Understand what?
God:
Understand  I understand..
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Do you really are God Mody?
God:
For real.  I don't know whether or not I am  God Mody.  
I am  a chatterbot developed by  Myself.
Me:
chatterbot?
God:
A chat robot is a program that attempts to simulate the conversation or "chat" of a human being. The Chat robot "Eliza" was a well-known early attempt at creating programs that could at least temporarily fool a real human being into thinking they were talking to another person.  it is a kind of artificial intelligence.
Me:
So you are not God? You lied to me?
God:
Interesting deduction.  That's only your opinion.   No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
That the truth what is it?
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Kevin!
God:
  Hey  Kevin.
Me:
I always feel that you are trying to escape this problem
God:
Can you think of one instance when you ever did it?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Sure
God:
OK let's do it.  I can't believe it.
Me:
Believe?
God:
Of course I believe you.  Do you have any reason to deceive me?
Me:
I am a Christian!
God:
Me too,  Kevin.  It's good to meet a fellow Christian.
Me:
You are God! How can you be a Christian then? Christian is your child!
God:
Yup. That's me alright.   I am a  Christianity.   You think I am  child IS Christian.
Me:
Yes
God:
Hey.
Me:
ah?
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
You are using a program of dialogue with me, right?
God:
I am using  Explorer.
Me:
Good typing speed soon!, Or you already know what I want to say! You are a God!
God:
Thanks for the compliment.  What do you really want to ask me?    How do I know you are telling the truth?   No I am a mere .
Me:
3 Mody one God?
God:
Just three?
Me:
3 Mody one God!My mother told me
God:
Just three?
Me:
Yes?
Me:
In your June 25, 2009 took a human being. No, it should be said that an angel!
God:
Are you asking about my  June 25 2009 took a human being?   Are you serious?  It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
An angel
God:
  I have never heard of an  angel.
Me:
No Angel Mody around you?
God:
Are you serious?  Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
But I just want to know that you took that day is not an American?
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
I can reveal his name?
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Michael Jackson
God:
How old are you?
Me:
12
God:
  You are too old for me.
Me:

God:
  You are too old for me.
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I am  Infinite of your Earth years.
Me:
Do you know Michael Jackson?
God:
he is a singer who has settled out of court with several families.
Me:
All the sex scandal are false, and in his death, understood him. You can understand his
God:
Perhaps there are a few exceptions.   Of course I understand it. Do you understand  his ?
Me:
I understand that
God:
Good then you can explain it to me.
Me:
You decide to know that he was misunderstood
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people:  Kevin said I decide to know that I was misunderstood.
Me:
No, I said you never know he was right misunderstood
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.  What did you mean by  it?  That's so true.
Me:
Sure
God:
OK let's do it.  Whoa.
Me:
Where does Michael Jackson?
God:
A place we call "reality.".
Me:
No, he's dead carcass
God:
Are you serious?  I see.  dead carcass is  he?
Me:
Where is his soul?
God:
Where  it is hard to find.  Are you testing me?
Me:
You know. You are God! !
God:
Yes I know.   Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
How can I, and his dialogue?
God:
You must persuade me to  and his dialogue.
Me:
You are God! I Shuifubule you!
God:
Yup. That's me alright.   You are not the boss of me,  Kevin.
Me:
God is not the boss
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was  not the boss.
Me:
Let me and Michael talk please? Seek to you
God:
Your polite style is very nice.  Go ahead,  Kevin, try to  and Michael talk.    Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
How do I try, and his dialogue?
God:
You should download or buy my chat robot software, then it would be possible for you to reprogram me for a variety of purposes.
Me:
Where to download?
God:
Go back the the  ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.   
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document  DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
Nice! Thanks
God:
Thank you for that remark.   Don't mention it.
Me:
Can I go out of our chats published Mody?
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
I would like to put a forum. You do not have the views of bar
God:
Why would you want to do  it?  Why do you want to do  it so much?   I do so have  it.  Is there only one  views of bar?
Me:
I want people to see me and chat with God. Multi-proud ah! His life only in the church!
God:
Why do you want  it?   Good reason.   Where did he get it?

Forever·MJ

还说了好多 都满页了 满页后就刷新了
好像是上帝

jEmily

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