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I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
2 You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
3 Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team
4 I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return fromvacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
5 Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
6 The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again.
7 Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
8 Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.
9 I've run away to join a different circus.
10 I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons.When I return, please refer to me as 'Kate' instead of Dave. |
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狗仔卡
发表于 2009-3-24 16:48:27
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2009-3-24 17:33:30
