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最近在悉尼各大金融业公司内部流传的辞职信,当搞笑看看吧

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发表于 2007-6-29 19:08:38 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
一个几天前从JP Morgan辞职的人的辞职信,几天来在悉尼的金融企业信箱内广泛流传。估计全悉尼的金融从业者都会收到这封信的转发,因为看到这封信后,都会有转发给自己朋友的欲望。 This email was sent by some guy who quit JP Morgan two days ago, it is gold (SERIOUSLY GOLD } Dear Co-Workers and Managers, As many of you probably know, today is my last day. But before I leave, I wanted to take this opportunity to let you know what a great and distinct pleasure it has been to type "Today is my last day." For nearly as long as I�ve worked here, I�ve hoped that I might one day leave this company. And now that this dream has become a reality, please know that I could not have reached this goal without your unending lack of support. Words cannot express my gratitude for the words of gratitude you did not express. I would especially like to thank all of my managers both past and present but with the exception of the wonderful Saroj Hariprashad: in an age where miscommunication is all too common, you consistently impressed and inspired me with the sheer magnitude of your misinformation, ignorance and intolerance for true talent. It takes a strong man to admit his mistake - it takes a stronger man to attribute his mistake to me. Over the past seven years, you have taught me more than I could ever ask for and, in most cases, ever did ask for. I have been fortunate enough to work with some absolutely interchangeable supervisors on a wide variety of seemingly identical projects - an invaluable lesson in overcoming daily tedium in overcoming daily tedium in overcoming daily tedium. Your demands were high and your patience short, but I take great solace knowing that my work was, as stated on my annual review, "meets expectation." That is the type of praise that sends a man home happy after a 10 hour day, smiling his way through half a bottle of meets expectation scotch with a meets expectation cigar. Thanks Trish! And to most of my peers: even though we barely acknowledged each other within these office walls, I hope that in the future, should we pass on the street, you will regard me the same way as I regard you: sans eye contact. But to those few souls with whom I�ve actually interacted, here are my personalized notes of farewell: To Philip Cress, I will not miss hearing you cry over absolutely nothing while laying blame on me and my coworkers. Your racial comments about Joe Cobbinah were truly offensive and I hope that one day you might gain the strength to apologize to him. To Brenda Ashby whom is long gone, I hope you find a manager that treats you as poorly as you have treated us. I worked harder for you then any manager in my career and I regret every ounce of it. Watching you take credit for my work was truly demoralizing. To Sylvia Keenan, you should learn how to keep your mouth shut sweet heart. Bad mouthing the innocent is a negative thing, especially when your talking about someone who knows your disgusting secrets. ; ) To Bob Malvin (Mr. Cronyism Jr), well, I wish you had more of a back bone. You threw me to the wolves with that witch Brenda and I learned all too much from it. I still can't believe that after following your instructions, I ended up getting written up, wow. Thanks for the experience buddy, lesson learned. Don Merritt (Mr. Cronyism Sr), I'm happy that you were let go in the same manner that you have handed down to my dedicated coworkers. Hearing you on the phone last year brag about how great bonuses were going to be for you fellas in upper management because all of the lay offs made me nearly vomit. I never expected to see management benefit financially from the suffering of scores of people but then again, with this company's rooted history in the slave trade it only makes sense. To all of the executives of this company, Jamie Dimon and such. Despite working through countless managers that practiced unethical behavior, racism, sexism, jealousy and cronyism, I have benefited tremendously by working here and I truly thank you for that. There was once a time where hard work was rewarded and acknowledged, it's a pity that all of our positive output now falls on deaf ears and passes blind eyes. My advice for you is to place yourself closer to the pulse of this company and enjoy the effort and dedication of us "faceless little people" more. There are many great people that are being over worked and mistreated but yet are still loyal not to those who abuse them but to the greater mission of providing excellent customer support. Find them and embrace them as they will help battle the cancerous plague that is ravishing the moral of this company. So, in parting, if I could pass on any word of advice to the lower salary recipient ("because it's good for the company") in India or Tampa who will soon be filling my position, it would be to cherish this experience because a job opportunity like this comes along only once in a lifetime. Meaning: if I had to work here again in this lifetime, I would sooner kill myself. To those who I have held a great relationship with, I will miss being your co-worker and will cherish our history together. Please don't bother responding as at this very moment I am most likely in my car doing 85 with the windows down listening to Biggie. One!
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发表于 2007-6-30 11:37:34 | 显示全部楼层
放英文论坛区不合适,因为那里是跟MJ有关的英文贴 还是转回WULALA公国 虽然这里估计也没多少人看懂或愿意看:chichuan

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发表于 2007-6-30 11:47:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 MkGenie 于 2007-6-30 11:37 发表 放英文论坛区不合适,因为那里是跟MJ有关的英文贴 还是转回WULALA公国 虽然这里估计也没多少人看懂或愿意看:chichuan
你先说是不是真的很搞笑啊?要是特别好玩我豁出去翻字典!:dj

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发表于 2007-6-30 19:41:59 | 显示全部楼层
一般搞笑:chichuan

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发表于 2007-6-30 19:56:35 | 显示全部楼层
给中文的才知道搞不搞笑

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 楼主| 发表于 2007-7-2 18:35:06 | 显示全部楼层
属于黑色幽默吧,主要是这个人挺有种的,虽然说是马上就要走人了,这样指名道姓地骂自己的前同事和经理,也是很让人振奋人心的,否则也不会被人转发,这封信可以被共产党拿去做活生生的教材,让你看看资本主义的剥削和人情淡薄。。。

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发表于 2007-7-3 01:03:48 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 viola_jean 于 2007-6-29 19:08 发表 So, in parting, if I could pass on any word of advice to the lower salary recipient ("because it's good for the company") in India or Tampa who will soon be filling my position, it would be to cherish this experience because a job opportunity like this comes along only once in a lifetime. Meaning: if I had to work here again in this lifetime, I would sooner kill myself.
:dj真可爱,真解气~ 另外,在开始了我的粤语学习计划之后我总算知道Wulala是什么意思了:gongxi
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