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发表于 2010-4-13 12:54:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
看来美国也有好多不理智的愤青啊,我高估他们了。


China would win. We wouldn’t use nukes and they have more people  
中国会赢,我们不会使用核武器而他们有更多的人。  


sorry buddy, but america is nuke happy and if any one f*cks with them, about 50 are headed in their direction  
不好意思,哥们,但美国是非常乐意使用核武器的,谁要敢招美国,就会有50颗弹头对向他。  


You are a f*cking dumbass. China has been stealing our nuclear military secrets for years. For all we know, they could sabotage our shit at the last minute.read and learn,dumbass  
你是头蠢驴,中国已经窃取我们的核技术很多年了,我们都知道,他们能在最后一分钟破坏我们的装备,多读点书你这头蠢驴。  
   

Hey, buddy, truth is, WE WOULD WIN YOU *** ING COMMUNIST!!!!!!! Yeah, China, even though they put all their resources into military, they would lose. Our military is well treated and have more reason to fight other than for not being killed by government. You suck you anti-American… Die.  
嘿,哥们,事实是我们将会战胜你这个傻共产主义分子,是的,中国,就算它把所有的资源都运用到军事上,他们还是会输。我们的军队待遇更好而且我们有除了避免被本国ZF杀掉以外其他的战斗动机。你这个傻反美国分子,去死吧。  


China has more people and they are smarter. China>USA  
中国人更多而且他们更聪明。 中国>美国  


Wouldnt it be who attacks first?Like imagine if the US dropped about 1500 BIG nukes at the same time China couldnt retialiate but that could go either way I guess  
难道不取决于谁先攻击谁吗?想象如果美国给中国同时投1500颗核弹,中国根本不是有报复的机会,当然,反过来也一样。  


Communists can do anything when motivated. War is a strong motivator for any country. They could get us if it came down to it. They have already begun to shift past industrialization. Plus they have russia above them. They could probabably get some technology om up there if they needed to om old soviet sympathizers  



CD可以通过鼓励号召而做到任何事情。战争对任何国家都是最好的号召手段。如果他们这样做的话那他们会打败我们。他们已经开始转换旧工业了,而且他们上面是俄罗斯,他们可能能从他们旧日的苏联的同情者那里搞到一些技术。  


China has more people. But the US his superior military power (especially the navy). So the USA would kick china’s ass.  
中国有更多的人口,但美国有更强大的军事力量(特别是海军)。所以美国可以击败中国。  


technology can only do so much. They would just out number us  
技术的作用是有限的,他们还是会以数量压倒我们。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-4-13 12:54:38 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 featscar 于 2010-4-13 13:28 编辑

We arent connected by land, and we have the greatest navy in the world.  
我们两国陆地不接壤,而且我们有世界上最好的海军。  


We have the power of jesus.  
我们有上帝支持我们。  


Communists have a great work force that could be used to outnumber our navy. The greatest weakness of an army is its underestimating of others. Should the chinese make it to our soil we would loose  
GCD有巨大的劳动大军,他们可以从数量上压倒我们的海军。一支军队最致命的弱点就是低估对手,只有他们能登陆美国,我们就输定了。


(终于知道为啥我们这要和谐谷歌和Utube了)
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-4-13 12:55:24 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 featscar 于 2010-4-13 13:02 编辑

China would kung-fu kick the U.S. in the balls.
中国人将会用功夫踢烂美国人那玩意。


Doesn’t matter, once that war would start many countries would severe trade connections weakening both countries but since China is the only country in the world with a self sustaining economy, they’d hardly be affected.   
其他都没有关系,一旦战争爆发很多国家都会中断和两国的贸易往来,这对两个国家都会有影响,但由于中国是世界上唯一一个能自我维持的经济体系,他们不会被影响很大。   


Self sustaining economy my ass. Theres a resaon Japan and China have had tensions recently. Its becuase they are figthting over who will get Russias oil. They most definately dont have enough oil there to be self sufficent.Read, China imports oil. Actually, they are the big reason prices are jumping so d**n much   
狗屁自我维持经济,中国和日本的关系最近为什么那么紧张呀?就是因为它们为了争夺俄罗斯的石油,他们绝对没有自我维持所需要的石油。记住,中国进口石油,就就是他XX的油价涨的这么快的原因!   

  

If there was going to be a war between us it would be because of this. And I highly doubt it would take place in either China or the Americas. It would happen in the middle east. China needs oil. They absolutely need it to continue tohave any chance of being a strong power in the world. Russia is one option. The middle east, may be the way they go and we would protect our intrests. And all of a sudden we have a war on our hands.   
没错,如果中美真要发生战争的话,肯定是因为石油这么问题。而且我不认为战争会发生在美国和中国任何一方的国土上,战争可能会发生在中东地区。中国需要石油,他们绝对需要石油去继续他们成为世界强国的努力。俄罗斯是他们的一个选择,但中东可能是他们要去的地方,那么我们就会去保卫自己的利益,然后忽然间,我们就处于战争状态了。   


And whats more a war right where the chinese would be in a good position to have one. Of course they would never invade The United States of America…. unless they had a great plan. But the middle east is another thing entirely. In a place where land is really the only thing to fight on. China would win. Well we could just use hydrogen cells. Anyway, the thing about the chinese is that they’re group oriented so all you have to do is sit a machine gun in ont of their military base and shoot them all when they run out. I saw it in a WWII movie. That’s why we won WWII so easy.Anyway, The thing about the chinese is that most of them have never heard of a plane or a loud siren so all we have to do is chopper in some sirens, call in an air strike, scare them all off and send in the troops. While they’re shocked we will clean up their army and make the civilians join our army.   
还有中国的优势在于,当然他们不会去入侵美国,除非他们有更大的计划。但是对中东就是完全是另一种情况了,在中东除了占领土地就没什么其他可图利益了,所以中国会取胜。我们应该用氢能源代替汽油。还有中国人是以集体思想为中心的,所以我们只需要在他们的军事基地外面架挺机枪,等他们跑出来以后把他们全射死,我看的一部二战电影就是这样的,这就是我们为什么那么轻松的就赢了二战。再有就是大部分中国人从来没有听到过飞机和警报的声音,我们只需要让直升机响起警报,对他们进行空袭,把他们都吓坏了以后派我们的军队过去缴了他们的武器,然后让老百姓加入我们的军队就可以了。   




coz they wouldn’y dare to, US has to seriously think about the outcome after nuking China, thousands of American would be blowed up at the same time.   
因为他们不敢这么做,美国必须小心考虑对中国用核武所产生的结果,成千上万的美国人也会被同时炸飞。   


:What’re they going to do, send their entire population over here with knives?   
他们中国人能做什么?把他们整个人口用刀子武装起来然后派到我们美国来?   


r u retarded? they would use long-distance missile with nuclear warhead om submarine to blow the US up   
你丫是不是弱智呀?他们会用潜艇发射带核弹头的远程导弹把美国炸翻。   
   
… What the f*ck? Do you have any idea how fast their technology is catching up? Within a few years’ time, their technological advances should rival that of the rest of the world.   
真特妈傻,你知道他们在技术方面追赶的有多快吗?几年之内,他们先进的技术能够匹敌整个世界。   


Ignoring the fact that Japan’s army is now purely for defensive purposes, I be lieve that China is on par with the USA.   
不管日本的军队现在是完全用于防御的这个事实,我认为中国和美国的力量是一样强大的。   


I don’t know who would win. China may have the numbers, but we have the better training, the better weaponry, and better access to resources. It really depends on the allies that rally behind the country as to who would win that war.Who struck first would also play a factor, and WHY they struck first would be a BIG issue on what other nations rally behind each nation. In all honesty, I think the US would win, but it would be a VERY long and VERY bloody war.   
我不知道谁能嬴,中国有人口,但我们有更好的训练,武器和可以利用的资源。谁能赢得胜利实际取决于哪个国家能得到更多的盟友的支持,谁先打击对方也是一个重要的取胜因素。为什么首先打击对方的原因也是其他国家决定支持任何一方所要考虑的最重要的因素。实话实说,我认为美国会赢,但肯定会是场非常长期的,血腥无比的战争。   


And to the person that was talking about the Nazis getting crushed by the Russians… the only reason that happened is because by that point in the war, Germany had been running out o esources for some time.   
回答那个讨论俄国打败纳粹的人,唯一的原因就是在战争进行到某一点时,德国有时物资跟不上了。   


Technology may mean a lot. But they have enough nukes to take us out. For that   
reason we can do shit on the playing field. In a world full of technology it doesn’t take that much to catch up. They can have all the technology they want thanks to the internet. Besides. China has a sort of black curtain. The west probably doesn’t fully understand what they have. They do have machine guns…and that is enough. With proper motivation it wouldn’t take much to arm there large force sufficiently to take us out. Granted they may lose more people. But we would eventually lose, just because we were overwelmed.   

技术也许很重要,但他们也有足够干掉我们的核武。所以我们不能瞎玩闹而不重视了。现在世界上技术无处不在,想在技术上赶上一点也不难。他们可以得到他们想要的任何技术,感谢互联网。另外,中国有些黑幕。西方也许并不知道他们到底有什么。他们也有机枪。。。。那就足够了。只要有合适的号召鼓动,完善的装备他们数量巨大的武装力量而干掉我们一点也不难。就算他们会伤亡更多的人,但我们最终会输掉,我们会被他们的数量最终压倒的。

Their subs comparable to American subs in the 70’s, crappier planes, helicopters, long range bombers, everything. There is no way in hell China would ever catch up to the US military technology wise within the next half century at the least   
他们的潜艇就相当于美国70年代的,很烂的飞机,直升机,远程轰炸机,所有的一切。中国绝对他XX的在最少下半个世纪之前在军事技术领域赶不上美国。   


China= Sleeping Giant… With their massive population and there unbelievably fast growing economy, It’s only a matter of time they become the most powerful nation… Oh how much would the American government hate that…   
中国=沉睡的巨人。。以他们巨大的人口和他们难以置信的经济增速。成为世界上最强大的国家只是个时间问题。。。啊,美国政府多么憎恨这点呀   
     
Okay. Why would China fight the US?? We’re allies! Idiot.   
得了,中国为什么要打美国呢?我们是盟国。傻X。   

   
As long as the chinese could move their troops they would win. Transport is their only issue and easily solved with the numbers they have.   
中国只要能调动他们的军队他们就能嬴,运输是他们唯一的问题,但这个问题可以以他们众多的人数而轻易解决。   


all though I agree that racism doesn’t belong in this topic and that many of the posters don’t know what they are talking about.The main point of this is that a War with china should be avoided to the greatest extent possible   
我同意种族主义不属于我们这个帖子的讨论范围,这里很多人根本就不知道自己在说什么呢。最关键的问题是和中国的战争应该是尽我们最大程度的可能去努力去避免的。   


for the moment the USA is the king of the world but it will change and China will become the boss of the world . But China is creating a new system dictatorship linked with capitalism that’s a dangerous mix but it works !Oh democracy ….   
现在美国是世界的老板,但这将会改变,中国将会成为世界的老板。但是中国创造了一种新的威权主义和资本主义相结合的制度,这很危险但却很实用!哎,民主呀。。。



You are underestimating nationalism。   
你低估了他们的民族主义精神。   

神作来了!!以下是最让人蛋疼、哭笑不得的一段话::


而且亚洲女孩喜欢白人小伙子,所以我们能够争取到中国人口的一半,然后通过她们制造更多我们的军队。

Well, they do have the power of culture and nationalism but then again if we napalm their rice then they will starve. Also we could easily defeat the chinese people in hand to hand combat because that karate stuff is no match for a good American Boxer. One clean punch and the chinese is gone.I think we should basically just use machine guns because there are so many people there. All we have to do is equip a few fast hum vees with hydrogen cells and machine guns with wooden bullets so we only injure them and then make the injured guys be in our army to even up the odds.Also asian girls love white guys so we could get half of their population on our side and make more troops that way.   当然他们有很强的文化和民族主义精神,但还是那样,如果我们能炸了他们的稻田那他们就会挨饿,而且我们可以在短兵相接的战斗中不费吹灰之力就能取胜,中国空手道根本不是美国拳击的对手,干净漂亮的一拳就能把中国人打飞。我想我们还是用机枪,因为中国人实在太多了。我们只需要几部用氢燃料的高速吉普和机枪,机枪用木制子弹,那样我们就可以只打伤他们,然后让受伤的敌人加入我方,来弥补我方和敌方的人数差距。而且亚洲女孩喜欢白人小伙子,所以我们能够争取到中国人口的一半,然后通过她们制造更多我们的军队。
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发表于 2010-4-13 13:04:18 | 显示全部楼层
我不盲目自夸本国  也不会媚外
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50%的概率, 一半一半他们不了解我们,我们也不了解他们,我们的军事力量我们自己也不了解,最大的实话是:我们人多
末日看未来! 吾王吾爱, 此情天堂可待!
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           以前很怕面对死亡,但现在不再怕了,如果我们能相遇,请允许我在背后抱着你
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发表于 2010-4-13 13:15:28 | 显示全部楼层
这是搞笑对话么,笑死俺啦。
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真是搞笑,脑子进水了
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“China would kung-fu kick the U.S. in the balls.”·哇哈哈哈·
现在我知道每天看《南方公园》的必要了·能更高效(搞笑)的通过美国人嘲笑美国人的方式了解美国佬~!
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hahahaha hilarious.

亚洲女孩喜欢白人小伙子?????自我感觉还真好
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本帖最后由 绝爱MJ 于 2010-4-13 13:21 编辑

本来我是微笑着在做一个蛋定的旁观者,结果。。。看到说亚洲女孩喜欢白人小伙子。。。我笑喷了
各位American boys,还真是不好意思哦~本姑娘还是比较喜欢东方人的说。。。
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发表于 2010-4-13 13:23:59 | 显示全部楼层
真特妈傻,你知道他们在技术方面追赶的有多快吗?几年之内,他们先进的技术能够匹敌整个世界。

个人觉得这话真的是太夸大事实了
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只能说老美们想象力实在是太丰富了。。。呵呵
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哈哈哈哈,我不是愛國者,但,他們真很好笑。

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妈的美国的大众们真他妈的幽默!
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